My beloved white waterfall jacket - so sorry about it not being the right way round, I took the photograph the portrait way round and basically, my computer won't let me copy my camera files into my My Pictures folder and rotate them, so apologies! I'll rotate it as soon as I can to prevent any potential neck injuries...

So yeah, anyway, I wore this jacket to university yesterday. The sun was shining in Salford, the air was relatively warm and the birds were singing in the trees, but they might as well have been shitting all over my jacket, as when I got to uni and gave in to the temptation of the uni shop with a prawn marie sauce sarnie, I ended up spilling it down myself, watching helplessly as the sauce trickled down the wonderfully cut fabric and into a pretty little pool of pink. Well, it didn't look pretty on my jacket.

I soon realised that fate was out to get me, as when I returned to my lecture after our break, I dropped my bottle of coke on the seat next to me and it started fizzing everywhere. I can tell you something, you'd think I'd sat on a seat of spikes - I have never jumped up so fast in all my life, all in an act to save my beautiful white jacket from a not so pretty splash of sticky brown liquid.

So fate, you succeeded with the prawn sauce, but you did not with the coke. I WILL get that stain out if it kills me and I will wear my beautiful white waterfall jacket once again. I will also learn to not be so dozey, take more care when I'm eating and not be such a 'messy pup'.